Lady Tiphanie Ma's Mind Emporium

I was a little apprehensive about watching the real housewives of Dubai but I decided to see for myself if the black housewives were living a legit life( so far only Lesa and Chanel Iyan have proven they have legit businesses). The one thing I don’t like about the Real Housewives franchise is that when the housewives are struggling financially that people drag them for that ( especially the black housewives). The difference with Dubai is that you have to actual be rich to live in Dubai. The other reason is because I wanted to see if these women were some form of slaves or sex slaves. Wondering where Im going with this right?! Well the slaves in Dubai are usually people of African descent so even if the black women were married to the royal family. I would still be suspicious to if she was really a wife or a concubine. Im not saying that black women can’t be married to royalty legitally im just saying that people of African descent are usual slaves in Dubai. Not only that but have you heard about what they do to influencers over there? There have been videos of people blowing the whistle on women getting paid to be shitted on just so they can be flewed out to Dubai and make it seem like they are living the good life. When in all reality they are being paid to get shitted on, so the doubt is real. Also another thing when it comes to black women people think that it is okay for us to be mistreated. As the season contiues Im starting to realize that maybe life for some black women is great but I also know that these women are always bullshitting on these shows. You know my slogan is what you do in the dark will come to light. It will come to light if these women are full of shit or legit. Sorry for all the shit reverences.

The one thing about some people is that they are going to always find a way to make money or to get attention. The weird thing about going to the docuseries premiere Omega was the failed attempt of some basic negro thinking he could trick Omarion fans into thinking he was Omarion with not only Omarion in the room but Omarion’s real-life Doppelganger O’Ryan being present as well. I don’t know what this man was clearly, he thought he was going to get some putang because he thought he looked like Omarion) but he clearly failed at getting the attention he wanted and desperately needed. If you want to find out how we found out about the bootleg look alike continue to read my blog. The hostess was Mz. Shyneka who is a legendary radio host who use to be on hot 107.9 but is now on 94.5 da streetz. Of course, she had to brighten up the place and get people ready for the documentary. Before it starts, she asked if there was anyone who was famous in the room. This poor white girl said yes and pointed to this guy and said that he was an Omarion look alike. Being from Atlanta Mz. Shyneka had to bring him on stage and let’s just say he epically failed at not only convincing her but the fans as well. If that didn’t weird you out. the next part is going to have yall questioning people. As the night went on after the premiere some of us went to go greet O’Ryan. We all gathered and got a hug from O’Ryan. This was my first time meeting him in person since the whole fallout on the island. I got my hug, but I felt uneasy the while time I was there. I kept feeling like someone was watching me. when we finally left the auditorium, I went to the bathroom and when I came out, I was looking for my friend that night because I felt uneasy. I finally found her and the O’riginals and then out of nowhere I saw the guy again. I don’t know what he was trying to do but when you think about how close we were sitting to Omarion and O’Ryan. He probably thought we knew him. I have met O’Ryan virtually, but this was my first-time meeting O’Ryan in person. The other girls around me have met Omarion and O’Ryan on several different occasions. Being in Omarion’s present for most of us is not a shell shock (also I have been around Raz B too so yeah, no biggie) but not everyone knows how to act around celebrities. The moment the guy thought he was going to get was not going to happen because as soon as Omarion finished his interview with Mz. Shyneka, he left out the back. I know one day I will meet Omarion, but he can’t be around creepy people.

This week I have been talking about how Nene Leakes lawsuit is about to be proving right by the RHOBH (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills if you don’t know) on my podcast These Walls Are Thin. Today I talked about Erika Jayne and how her playing a stupid dumb drunk has to do with her keeping herself from being indicted in the case against her and her husband. One of the things she did that rung every black mom’s momma bear alarm was flirt and verbally assaulted Garcelle’s sons. The reason it rung every black woman’s alarm is because these are the things that our sons,brothers,uncles,husbands and cousins have been lynched, burned alive and murder for. Right now, in North Carolina people are storming nursing homes to find the woman who was responsible for the death of 14-year-old Emmitt Till. This woman falsely accused this child of flirting with her. What Erika Jayne did was very tone death and disgusting. It was also pedophilic in a sense. Yall remember when she almost exploded over Lisa Rinna saying that at least she didn’t kill your son when she was mad at Dorit for telling her that she was flashing her husband right? Erika’s son is a grown ass man so for her to brush off what she did to Garcelle’s sons is very much giving I don’t think your son deserves the same respect and the same carefulness as my grown as son. Time and time again we as black people have pointed out the tone deaf of white people and white women and it goes on deaf ears. When will we start hearing black people out (I am a black person) when it comes to things that makes us uncomfortable and stop assuming that we have thick skin? Many black men have lost their lives because of a white woman misunderstanding them or being killed because they rejected them so to see Erika flirt shamelessly with Garcelle’s oldest son who is an adult and think that nothing was wrong with it goes to show the privilege she has, and the pain black men deal with. This is not saying that Erika Jayne is racist, but she is privilege and tone deaf. If Garcelle flirted with Erika’s son she would be seen as a horny old bitch. JS. Also notice how nonchalant Lisa is about. It almost like she knew she was going to trigger her.

I’m starting a series talking about my theories relating to fictional and real-life situations. Today’s theory is that Martin actually had a crush on Pam. I know this is kind of a lame way to start off my theories, but this is my way of warming up. (I have a RHOBH on the way about why they are vilifying Sutton). I know a lot of people will be like Pam and Martin had a toxic relationship, but I am going to expose why Martin behaving toxic was his subconscious way of trying to fight the feeling. What I have realize is that black men don’t know to expressed themselves emotionally so what comes off as abrasive and aggressive is actually their way of being vulnerable. I have always felt like Martin had a thing for Pam in the worst way. Instead of dealing with it in he decided to crack jokes and drag Pam every chance he got. I have to be honest with yall and say I personally don’t know how to address this because this is quite a conundrum to be in so I can’t tell you how to deal with it. Anyway, this goes back to where there was an episode of Martin where him and Gina had a series of fantasy dreams. One of Martin’s dreams was that him and Pam was together, and, in the dream, he was okay with it. This to me was Martin’s subconscious coming to the surface and it freaked him out because he had no control over it. The point of that episode is that Martin should have addressed before it got out of control. Instead of holding it in until it manifested in another way. Also, I have had personally experience with boys having a crush on me and instead of addressing it in a healthy way they ended up blowing up at me. I do NOT condone Martin cheating on Gina, but I feel like he should have addressed it in a better way than verbal insults. This is why it is important for men to be able to express themselves better, so they won’t hurt people who don’t deserve to be hurt. I also felt like Cole was lowkey bisexual but that’s another story for another time.